The year 2022 has begun on a breezy note, with aspirants for elective offices at various levels making their intentions public. Alhassan Ado Garba, chief whip of the House of Representatives, recently announced the expansion of his family, from 27 to 28 children, and Yemi Osinbajo, the incumbent occupant of the office, is yet to make his intentions public. This has led to a bouquet of melodramas and comedies from the political front, which compels us to ruminate about the species of leaders we voted to serve us. Patrick Obahiagbon, Muhammed Gudaji Kazaure Danbatta, and Yakubu Doguwa have all provided succour to Nigerians in various ways, such as their grammatical bombast, molar-cracking lexical combinations, and explosive constructions. These have been instrumental in assuaging the nation's ever-increasing political temperature.